Artificial Wench

Bumbleby Fanfic Masterpost.

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 16:24:15 +1000

Ive been working on a Bumbleby South Western Beehaw AU. Some folks wanted to know the score so here goes.

Suggested reading order:

FIELDS OF GOLD:

On the run from her abusive ex boyfriend, Blake takes off on a road trip across America only to have an unexpected encounter.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18295511

(One chapter to add)

FIELDS OF GOLD: THE CLEARWATER CHRONICLES.

After a chance encounter, Blake finds that she’s now stranded in the small town of Clearwater, Oklahoma for the unforeseeable future and decides to accept her fate. (Well, for at least the next 6 months or so.)

It’s been two months now and she can’t avoid the charming and warm group of young women that seem so hell bent on making her like the place so much.

Nor can she ignore the palpable tension that’s been building between her and the golden cowgirl she met on the side of the road!

Things are hurtling towards a breaking point and someone is going to have to make the first move.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18331343/chapters/43395209
(Fluff and Smut. One chapter to add…. Might continue on?)

FIELDS OF GOLD: ROLLING THUNDER.

Occurs after ‘FOG and FOG:CWC. Can be read straight after FOG.

Choosing to stay for now in the sleepy town of Clearwater, Oklahoma, after a chance encounter with a charming cowgirl, Blake begins to get complacent, relaxing into country life.

But unbeknownst to her, there’s a storm a brewing on the horizon, one she cant avoid. The life she thought she left behind in New York is about to collide with the local towns folk.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18303509
(COMPLETE)

(Considering a Crosshares spin off. Set in New York.)

‘CONFESSIONS OF A FASHIONISTA.

It’s been 8 years since Carrie Mortimer packed a dressmaker’s mannequin, sewing machine and a rucksack into her battered truck, waved goodbye to a Golden Cowgirl and left behind the sleepy backwater town of Clearwater, sights firmly set on the bright lights of New York City.

It’s been 7 years since Coco Adel made her big debut on the catwalk at New York Fashion Week. It’s been 5 since she dropped her first collection garnering her critical acclaim.

8 long years of bitching fashion designers, models, the whirlwind of parties with the same conversations and people. Coco, never thought she would see the day that she would be jaded, tired and uninspired .

That is until she meets a timid but talented photographer, who reminds her of her hometown and who she used to be.

Sometimes it's good to remember your roots, so you can stand tall and reach for the sky.

50,0000 words in 7/8 days. 17,549 on today’s upload alone…

Phew, it's been a few crazy days but I got there!

Anyways. Don't have a kofi or Patreon, so its free. Please be so kind as to comment or kudo if you have read and liked …

It's a simple click or a simple few words that let content creators know that their hard work, effort and time has been well spent and is appreciated. :)

i’ve been enjoy this series

kaijuno: kaijuno: Astronomers deliver first photo of black hole She’s beautiful Y’all calling me...

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 01:00:39 +1000

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Astronomers deliver first photo of black hole

She’s beautiful

Y’all calling me a nerd for something that I watched a few of my profs and coworkers tear up over so let me wax poetic for a minute.

This is the densest thing in the known universe. This object doesn’t abide by our laws of nature. Black holes will be around long after every star has died and every planet is a cold husk. This black hole sees all of time around it, all at the same time. You’re looking into infinity and vast nothingness at the same time. This little blurry picture is our first direct look at the most powerful object in the universe. This picture proves Einstein and Hawking were right. This picture is the culmination of 100 years of hard work and an array of telescopes crisscrossing our entire planet. This is the first day of a new branch of astrophysics. Fuck y’all calling me a nerd at least I can appreciate the work and passion that went into this very image

This is so important because it shows the theories are right. Black holes actually exist just as was predicted. Everyone who worked on this has validated 100 years of physics and a lot of physicists are probably very happy the universe behaves as expected

thevortexbloguk: Portraits of Maine Coon Cats Who Look Like...

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:48:11 +1000

thevortexbloguk:

Portraits of Maine Coon Cats Who Look Like Majestic Mythical Creatures - Photographed by Robert Sijka

leodreamlife: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: feministtalks: Straight Parents: We just want to decide...

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:45:28 +1000

leodreamlife:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

feministtalks:

Straight Parents: We just want to decide when our kids are introduced to the idea of relationships!

Also Straight Parents: (watch a one year old baby boy playing with blocks with a one year old baby girl) HAHAHA he is already such a ladykiller

tambis: “Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means that you are scared, really...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 23:01:56 +1000

tambis:

“Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means that you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.”

— Coraline, Neil Gaiman
(via bookish-nerd-girl)

vetstudentlive: Dune-Frank Herbert

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:41:07 +1000

vetstudentlive:

Dune-Frank Herbert

lordmeowdemort:Reblog this if your name is NOT in Mambo Number 5

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:40:46 +1000

lordmeowdemort:

Reblog this if your name is NOT in Mambo Number 5

brunhiddensmusings: 990000: simongerman600 i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 21:52:29 +1000

brunhiddensmusings:

990000:

simongerman600

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

utopianoverlord: The world is on the brink of goin’ boom boom....

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:18:49 +1000

utopianoverlord:

The world is on the brink of goin’ boom boom. This is our most desperate hour. Unless we make a stand, here and now, we gon’ die. Now…

phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phanto...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:15:40 +1000

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

Border Collies are Farm AU

Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

Visual Shitpost

Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

Curvy

Very Long Leggy

Alien Face

Very Skinny

Very Tol

Wild Hair

Tail Sometimes

God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”

Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”

In 2037 God sues us for copyright

professionalreblogs: black-morticia: Everyone: Me: Yeah? I agree? Seeing some blueberry ass...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:14:29 +1000

professionalreblogs:

black-morticia:

Everyone:

Me: Yeah? I agree? Seeing some blueberry ass looking hoe would confuse me too….

Blizzard:

Me:

Yeah, I would! I would say “can I have your number?”

if I saw her id think she was probably a cosplayer or a model or something and has painted skin.

astrophysics-daily: zetarays: angeredthoughts: nobodybetterhave...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:09:51 +1000

astrophysics-daily:

zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

Works best in an area with low light pollution (city lights) of course !

jackjames-exe: immigrantphenomenon: katlouq: my-analogical-romance: romansleftshoulderpad: skzpr...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:08:34 +1000

jackjames-exe:

immigrantphenomenon:

katlouq:

my-analogical-romance:

romansleftshoulderpad:

skzpride:

this is just a random side note about binders since that seems to be todays topic; pls dont wear your binder on an airplane!!! since your ribcage expands when you go up in altitude to compensate for the thinner air, your binder that may fit well normally might start to get too tight and you might not be able to breathe. do NOT i repeat do NOT wear a binder on an airplane. i know it sucks and can be very hard bc of dysphoria but would you rather be unbinded or suffocating?

- max

Also binders can fuck with the TSA scan and get you pulled aside.

ohmygod is THAT why i felt like i was gonna pass out on the plane

IMPORTANT!

For my trans followers, please stay safe babes

Important!! Be safe my friends ❤️

siderealsandman:This is what a nat 20 on an intimidation check...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:07:23 +1000

siderealsandman:

This is what a nat 20 on an intimidation check looks like

e-ripley:Rusty-spotted cat | World’s smallest cat so cute but i...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:50:48 +1000

e-ripley:

Rusty-spotted cat | World’s smallest cat

so cute but i know it wouldn’t hesitate to rip my skin to shreds if i got too close.

killing-rapture: birlinterrupted: I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:49:04 +1000

killing-rapture:

birlinterrupted:

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

gender nihilist class war NOW

catsbeaversandducks: This is the first photo of a black hole...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:47:52 +1000

catsbeaversandducks:

This is the first photo of a black hole and… OH LAWD.

Photo via CNN

the void needs feeding

Its going to eat the universe

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:57:27 +1000

Its going to eat the universe

attention-deficit-dragon: Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like…...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:57:03 +1000

attention-deficit-dragon:

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

wilwheaton:This makes me so happy.

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 12:22:06 +1000

wilwheaton:

This makes me so happy.